The Narcofod

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Excerpt:
The grub looked sharply up, at last taking notice of them. Its tiny mouth opened. “Halt! Who goes there! Ahah, two sneaky wayfarers bent on slipping past me. Don’t you know who I am? A Wishmonger Monster, that’s who, sworn to stop all who would travel these woods. That is the purpose of our kind, the creed by which we live — to impede all travel in these Immortal Forests.”
Kato Whip stared at the grub, flabbergasted that it could talk. Would the trees start next?
“I know what you’re thinking,” the grub went on. “‘He’s not so tough. Why, he doesn’t even have any limbs!’ Well, go ahead then. Step right on past me. But first let me ask you a question: Does the word ‘pounce’ mean anything to you?” It wriggled menacingly.

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Kato Whip has just set off after the sexy, mysterious and oh-so-wrong Diaphanous Woman, intent on tracking her down and setting her straight.

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“Go?” The man sheathed his daggers and sword, made adjustments to his other accouterments, and stood straight and tall, looking just the slightest bit beleaguered. “Aren’t you going to ask who I am?”
Kato did so in the barest whisper.
“The Connoisseur of Danger,” the man boomed, beginning to move about, gesturing with gusto as he spoke. “I’m quite famous in these parts, having dealt with a variety of evil-doers, mischief-makers, and what-not abominations, human and otherwise. Why, only last week I did away with the Concubine Sisters. Wicked, wicked women they. Fortunate for me, they were both pregnant at the time, which slowed their reflexes.”

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