Archive for April, 2010

The Pulse of Kato Whip: 19

Excerpt:

“Run your fingers through my hair, Kato,” the daughter of God said.

That seemed patently impossible.  Nonetheless he gave it a try.  His fingers snagged immediately, which drew a snicker from Lady Dusk.  “I can’t!” he said.

“Try harder.”

With misgivings he tugged harder, feeling the daughter of God’s head jerk.  He was bound to pull out some hairs by the root.  And then suddenly it all gave way, and his fingers glided freely through silken forests, tickled and caressed by the tenderest of blossoms and leaves.  When he had finished a pass, he was puzzled to see it all spring back in place, once more a wild tangle.  He passed his fingers through it again, and again, determined to undo it.  And now he began to feel the subtle guidance imparted to his fingers, instructing them in subtle ways through complex equations that tugged at the very roots of his brain.  There was a message being spoken here, heavily coded, buried beneath layers of subterfuge, but a message most definitely, that each pass of his fingertips further unraveled, so that he began to understand the hidden beauty of this woman, one based on logic and reason, a mathematical artistry that flirted dangerously close to truth but was too enigmatic and too mystical to fully embrace it.

The adventure continues…
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The Pulse of Kato Whip: 18

Excerpt:
In the distance, Lord Kran delivered one toast after another, each taking the form of a poem. He honored his wife — or wife-to-be — all those in attendance, the food and drink, the castle, the kingdom, expanding ever outward to cover everything imaginable.

“To the enemy!” Lord Kran now shouted, launching into a new poem:

“Killing the Enemy”
The enemy makes me mad as hell.
I punch and sock and kick his mail
And bludgeon down his head.
The enemy looks good dead.
Especially without a head.
Long live the killing of the enemy.
May they die most thoroughly.

O. J. barfed beneath his stool, hitting his head on the side of the barrel.

Kato steadied him. “Are you okay?”

He nodded, his mouth working like a carp’s. “He is a wonderful sap, isn’t he. Almost likable in his feeble attempts at impersonating a poet. Do not let him learn of this, but I toast him.” O. J. poured another shot, clinked it to Kato’s glass, and emptied it down his throat. Then he froze, staring past Kato, his face bleaker than Kato had ever seen it.

“Hi, Ogden,” came a female voice too full of testiness.

The adventure continues…
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Clash of the Titans

Professor Leonard Susskind cut his lecture short last night so we could all attend a presentation by Joachim Stohr about the birth of the X-Ray Laser. Susskind was not entirely thrilled about going, but his position at Stanford comes with certain responsibilities, and he had gotten in trouble before for failing to attend presentations by fellow faculty in the physics department. So off we went.

Joachim Stohr, Professor of Photon Sciences and Director of the world’s first x-ray laser, the Linac Coherent Light Source (LCLS), gave an excellent presentation aimed at the layperson, explaining the nature of light, how it consists of photons that behave like particles or waves — depending on how you study them — and how photons come in a variety of wavelengths. The shorter the wavelength, the higher the frequency and overall energy.

While scientists have found ways to align and compress low-energy photons into coherent laser beams, attempts to do the same with very high energy photons — x-rays — had met with failure. In fact, many felt it impossible. But researchers at Stanford, using a good portion of SLAC, figured out a way to jostle x-rays repeatedly — akin to jostling passengers on a Tokyo bus — coaxing them into a compacted alignment. The result? An x-ray laser.

An x-ray laser is much different than an x-ray machine. An x-ray machine is like a scattergun; it bombards an object with random x-rays, and from the scattering one can deduce the shape of large objects. An x-ray laser — because the beam is so compact and coherent — can define very small objects, even down to the atomic scale, and with astonishing precision. For comparison, an x-ray laser can give a trillion times the definition of photos taken with top-of-the-line high-speed/bright-flash cameras used to freeze the beating of hummingbird wings. What can one do with an x-ray laser? Study the knitty-gritty details of matter. Two examples. Water is a mystery. We know it is composed of H2O, but nobody understands the mechanics underlying its behavior. Just how do the bonds shift about, and how are electrons exchanged, as water “flows?” How does it all unfold? Another example is photosynthesis. How exactly does it happen at the particle level? As Joachim explained it, by zapping samples of water, or chlorophil, with an x-ray laser and observing the resultant scattering, one could capture a movie of what is going on.

At the end of his presentation, Joachim Stohr took questions, and before very long Professor Susskind’s hand shot into the air. “Forgive me for introducing a note of skepticism into all of this,” he said, “but how can you possibly create a movie of activities at the atomic level? How do you account for quantum effects?” Joachim responded haltingly that it wasn’t necessary to take those into account, and that much like x-ray diffraction one could get a picture of what was happening. “So we can ignore quantum effects,” Joachim concluded. Susskind retorted that you CAN’T ignore quantum effects, that they ARE the reality at that level. Joachim may not have heard him, or if he did, he chose to move things along. He called on someone else and the subject was dropped.

Suddenly Susskind was up out of his seat and squeezing past people in his aisle, shaking his head in disgust. At any moment I expected him to turn and point a glary finger at Joachim, shouting, “Release the quantum!” But he didn’t. And soon he was out the door.

Who was right? I suspect both were. To communicate with nonscientists, Joachim had chosen to use the concept of a movie. He talked as if one could “film” the ongoing activities at the atomic level. That just isn’t possible due to quantum effects. What I believe one could do — and what I think he meant — is that one can capture, in great detail, an instant in a reaction, using an x-ray laser burst. By performing this experiment over and over again, countless times, one could — statistically — glean a process at the atomic level. Still, this amounts to creating a stack of random photos and afterwards trying to arrange them into chronological order — which strikes me as daunting.

Susskind prides himself on communicating with non-scientists in ways that do not distort the reality. He also prides himself on thinking on his feet, being able to tackle any question at a moment’s notice. His lectures are marvelously fluid in this respect, incorporating whatever additional explanation becomes necessary based on student questions.

Joachim, on the other hand, meticulously prepared and presented his powerpoint slides, and though it was a great presentation, his skills at thinking on his feet, and addressing unanticipated questions, are clearly not on a par with Susskind’s.

The clash was unfortunate, but intriguing. I look forward to next Monday’s lecture when Susskind will no doubt give us his candid opinion of just what the x-ray laser is and is not capable of doing.

The Pulse of Kato Whip: 17

Excerpt:
He looked her over. She was dressed in a magnificent white gown studded with garnets in a web pattern. Pearlescent fish scales gilded her breast, and serpentine inlays of gold played about her hips. There were cranberries in her veil, pussy willows in her hair, and large snails crawling on her train.

“Lady Dusk, you are exquisite.”

She rushed forward to crush him to her breast. “Oh, Kato. I’m so glad you like it.”

Embarrassed, he fought to straighten. “Please, Your Majesty.”

“Call me Lady Dusk.”

He finally slipped free and was glad that O. J. had borrowed his colors. Otherwise he would have been beet red with embarrassment.

“Kato,” she said, smiling at him. “You realize there’s still time. I think you know what I’m talking about.”

“Lady Dusk, you’re minutes away from being married!”

The adventure continues…
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The Pulse of Kato Whip: 16

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Kato watched her make the crust. It was a miracle to behold, how quickly her fingers flew over the skin, rubbing into it various herbs and ointments, causing it to swell and stiffen and thicken, until finally there were twenty pie pans all laden with the wondrous crust.

Meanwhile, following Lady Dusk’s instructions, Kato had been preparing the asparagus filling. The ingredients were myriad, the quantities infinitesimal, except for flour, of which he added a whole teaspoonful. Now, having finished, he poured the filling into each of the twenty pie pans. There was half a cup left over, which Kato was wont to taste. But Lady Dusk absolutely forbade it. “That goes to the natural inhabitants of the kitchen.”

She smeared the half cup around the edges of the counter, here and there on the floor, and even high up on the ceiling. Soon ants and flies and other small creatures were feasting on it.

“A good sign,” she said. “A good sign. ”

The adventure continues…
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Upgrade to WordPress MU 2.9.2

Great. I just installed the newest version of NextGen Gallery so I can enhance my image galleries with super-randomness. But now it tells me it only works with WordPress MU 2.9.2. So I’m going to have to update to that.

I’ve put it off for months. Many many months. Because I know what’s in store. It’s going to break my site. I just know it will. I don’t even know what version of WordPress MU I’m running right now. You think they could tell you that? Minimalism is god in Wordpressland. No one uses two words where a space will do. And everyone wants donations for their efforts. The problem is, they don’t DOCUMENT their efforts! Put in the effort to make your plugins, etc., understandable and maybe you’d see a bit more generosity.

Better stop now. This is turning into a rant. I think I’ll wait until tomorrow to push the update button. Then it’s goodbye garywshockley.com.

And yes. I know. WordPress is your friend…